Seriously.
Fuck all of you.
The comic has been around since 1985, and yet now, ONLY NOW, do I see any of you fucking toads even PRETENDING you've read it.
And most of the pricks I've seen blathering about it clearly are only pretending.
The movie only exists because the X-Men films (shit) and Batman Begins (keen) convinced the spineless cocks who run Hollywood that this property was worth a go.
So they went in and butchered it (the way they do) and now, all of a sudden, everyone and their fucking brother is Rohrschach fanboy.
"But ____," you say, "surely if the movie generates interest in the comic, it can;t be all bad!"
To which I reply, "Screw you, anybody who takes the superheroic sub-genre of comic books seriously at all has already read it, or would have anyway."
And the hell of it is, Watchmen isn't even "groundbreaking" anymore.
It's one of the goddamn classics.
But do I see any of you drooling maggots giving, say, Astro City a whirl?
Of course not.
There isn't an Astro City movie to make you feel like you know what you're talking about.
And thank God for that.